If there was a Car God, what would he drive and who would he be?

"Nibby" (nibby68) 10/08/2013 at 13:40 • Filed to: OPPO QUESTIONS

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Pure speculation.

Blondude > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:41

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Miata, Ray Wert

505Turbeaux > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:43

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thank hollywood:

via Bruce Almighty

EL_ULY > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:43

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Straight 6 turbo diesel Miata Wagon with manual trans in Gulf livery owned by Steve McQueen as seen on Back to the Future doing donut around a beige Camry at Laguna Seca

ThatWillBuffOut > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:44

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If driving the Bowler Wildcat makes you feel like that, then this is the the vehicle of choice.

PatBateman > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:44

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He would be Carroll Shelby, and he would drive an emissions-free 1969 Mustang GT500 with 2,000 HP at the rear wheels.

And all would bow to him.

William Byrd > EL_ULY 10/08/2013 at 13:45

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RWD naturally.

Jagvar > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:46

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I'm goin' up to the spirit in the Sky.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:47

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Bowler Wild Cat

RotaryLover > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:51

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He would drive this

Of course, the god is Mr. Bean.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:53

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Er, probably something like Stirling Moss, and something like the Blower Bentley.

Nibby > PatBateman 10/08/2013 at 13:57

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Excellent consideration right there.

TheOnelectronic > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 13:58

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Cadillac Sixteen, Jay Leno

Nibby > RotaryLover 10/08/2013 at 13:58

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Heheheh Mr. Bean would be immortal so he crash as many McLarens as he wants...

sorry was that in bad taste?

Nibby > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 10/08/2013 at 13:58

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Classic Hammond.

RotaryLover > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 14:03

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At least he's fixing his own McLaren instead of' buying another one and crash it again and repeat the process until there's no McLarens F1 at all on earth.

CKeffer > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 14:10

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A classic Fiat 500 with a fire spitting Lambo V10, because god is awesome (in the classical sense, the more modern meaning is debatable depending on who you're talking to), more than a little confusing and has an obvious sense of humor (see the platypus, politicians, and the minds of women).

Edit: I forgot to add a pic of who it would be

The Real Dacia Sandero > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 14:27

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E30. It's God's Chariot.

Dusty Ventures > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 14:52

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He would be Parnelli Jones and he would drive EVERYTHING!

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 15:11

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I prefer to think that there's a pantheon of car gods.

There's a God of Speed, who drives an old Bonneville Salt Flats racer

There's a God of Backroads, who drives an Elise

There's a God of Back Straights, who drives a Shelby Cobra

There's a God of Upstarts, who drives a Lotus Elite

There's a God of Defiance, who drives a Lamborghini 350GT to the track, where he drives a GT40

There's a God of Noise, who drives a BRM V16

There's the Trickster God, who drives one of Smokey Yunick's acid dipped Chevelles

There's a God of Exploration, who drives a Series Land Rover

There's a God of War, who drives a Willys Jeep

There's a God of Industry, who drives a Model T

There's a God of Class, who drives an SM

There's a God of Outlandishness, who drives a Countach

There's a God of Opulance, who drives a Duesenberg

There's a Goddess of Beauty, who drives an E-Type

There's the Mother Goddess, who drives a Cugnot Steam Trolley (the first true car, and thus the mother of all cars)

There's the Goddess of Joy, who drives a Morgan 3-Wheeler

There are the Titans of Motorsport, who drive a 962C, an Ur-Quattro, an Auto Union Type C, a 240SX, a King of the Hammers Rig and a Top Fuel Dragster.

There are the muses of design (who drive a Miura, a Chevrolet Corvair and a Bugatti Atlantic Type C) and the muses of innovation (who drive a DS, an S-Class and a Tucker).

Then there's the furies of PCH; rust (Alfasud), hard to find parts (Borgward Isabella), botched repairs ( take your pick ), distasteful modifications (Fauxrarri Fiero) and suspiciously cheap deals (£500 Jaguar XJ12).

The man in the iron mask > Nibby 10/08/2013 at 19:07

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a Formula 1?

The man in the iron mask > RotaryLover 10/08/2013 at 19:08

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you need this shirt

RotaryLover > The man in the iron mask 10/08/2013 at 19:40

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As soon as my paypal account is set, I'm buying 7 of theses! For the whole week!

SpeedSix > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 10/08/2013 at 20:52

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Bravo!

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > SpeedSix 10/09/2013 at 01:49

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Thanks :)

Poorsha > The Real Dacia Sandero 10/10/2013 at 16:09

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I see your E30, and raise you an M3

PhiLOL (slowcarSLOW-MPGlol) > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 10/10/2013 at 16:44

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I can't believe I read the whole thing. Well done.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > PhiLOL (slowcarSLOW-MPGlol) 10/10/2013 at 16:55

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Thanks :)